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NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3labw

my new CD, “words, words, words,” is here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/words-words-words-deluxe-edition/id396588798

three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called “Bo fo Sho”

music and lyrics by bo burnham

whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy,
and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die
and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants
and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france.

split a decision with long division,
take the circumference of your circumcision
live like your data and when you’re all “set”
put it all together and whatever you get.

is new math…

whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker’s meal
and santa clause mutliplied by “i” well i guess that makes him real,
and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box,
how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox.

take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
live like your data, and when youre all “set”
put it all together and whatever you get…

is new math.

and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree…
full of asian porn.
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog.
and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log.

support the farmers with a pro-tractor,
link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or)
live like ur data…blah blah

word problems

if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he’s ready to buy,
in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie)
and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor,
and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees
and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori,
for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape

cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,
and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i’m alone in my bed.
and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head….

and new math

Bertram Wooster’s manservant, Jeeves, is renown for his ability to apply his keen intellect to solve all problems domestic, and Bertie’s friends and relatives flock to him for his counsel. But Wooster, jealous of Jeeves’s fame, decides to step in and take over as the fixer of his pal’s engagement, his aunt’s gambling debts and old school-mate’s desire to propose marriage. How far will Bertie sink them all in the soup? Will Jeeves come to the rescue? “Right Ho, Jeeves” features of course Bertie and Jeeves as well as Gussie Fink-Nottle, Tuppie Glossop, Aunt Dahlia and Anatole the high-strung French chef in this P.G. Wodehouse farce of England’s upper crust.

Chapter 1 – 00:00
Chapter 2 – 24:32
Chapter 3 – 40:12
Chapter 4 – 47:07
Chapter 5 – 59:01
Chapter 6 – 1:09:44
Chapter 7 – 1:28:16
Chapter 8 – 1:45:24
Chapter 9 – 2:00:50
Chapter 10 – 2:37:14
Chapter 11 – 2:55:40
Chapter 12 – 3:24:22
Chapter 13 – 3:38:48
Chapter 14 – 3:56:27
Chapter 15 – 4:10:00
Chapter 16 – 4:31:58
Chapter 17 – 5:00:01
Chapter 18 – 5:39:40
Chapter 19 – 5:54:08
Chapter 20 – 6:07:27
Chapter 21 – 6:30:12
Chapter 22 – 6:52:06
Chapter 23 – 7:24:27

Read by Mark Nelson (https://librivox.org/reader/251)